Hey! I’m Nikki!


Dry wit, Dad jokes, and pure nonsense always dripping in sexual innuendo, word vomit from my pen and mouth on a regular basis. If you enjoy any of the aforementioned things, I think you and I will get along just fine. I’ve always enjoyed taking in the world all around me, and putting it to memory via pen to paper, or like, the internet. I do keep it mostly old school with some of my personal writing, keeping a journal & a day-planner quite religiously. I figured I had some thoughts I’d like to share with the general population though, and this blog seemed to be the answer to that! So sit back, grab some popcorn & wine, and have a laugh reading my ridiculous meanderings! xx


Any contributions to keep the blog alive are SO appreciated: ❤